workplace festivities - christmas at the office

If there is on thing that The Office nails each year it's their annual Christmas party. For the most part its a given that there will be cookies, booze, double fudge brownies and Angela, however each year brings a sort of Christmas miracle and/or disaster. By taking note of the shenanigans of The Office you can plan the best workplace party by knowing what is a hit and what is a miss...

Christmas Party - S02E10
Hit: Secret Santa. This is probably something that will happen every year, but set a nice limit and try to make something thoughtful.
Miss: Yankee swap. This DOES NOT work especially if the gift IS personal, and someone usually gets hurt.

A Benihana Christmas - S03E10
Hit: Try a theme! Whichever tickles your fancy, be it a margarita/karaoke Christmas (just don't misplace your power cord) or a Nutcracker Christmas (no one gets seconds until everyone has had a cookie).
Miss: Try and remember your dates name, it's pretty uncool to mark her with a sharpie because "all waitresses look the same".

Morrocan Christmas - S05E11
Hit: When the theme is picked for you, go with the flow even if it's untraditional. You may surprise yourself with having the best time ever.
Miss: It may ruin the mood to try to stage an intervention for an alcoholic co-worker during the festivities.

Secret Santa - S06E13
Hit: You can have more than one Santa at a party, however take turns and do not steal anyone's thunder and it will be a good time.
Miss: Don't dress up as God or Jesus or any sort of Deity. It probably will not go over well.

Classy Christmas - S07E11&12
Hit: Have TWO Christmas Parties, that way you can have twice the fun!
Miss: Try not to ruin anyone's sentimental toys and also steer clear of snow ball fights, they just break windows and cause people to have major anxiety. The holidays are stressful enough.

Christmas Wishes - S08E10
Hit: In the spirit of Christmas offer everyone a ride home that has too much to drink, or at the very lease a place to crash for the nights.
Miss: Drunk impressions of your co-workers may seem like a hit at first but eventually they will challenge your rage blackouts and then you just get yourself into a predicament you may not be able to joke your way out of.

Dwight Christmas - S09E09
Hit: Celebrate someones heritage. You've already had experiences with the non-traditional, why not celebrate the diversity in your workplace?
Miss: Don't leave halfway through, it will seriously bum everyone out.

halloween done right - television edition duh

Growing up it was about the sitcom. TGIF on Friday's (obviously), reruns of basically everything from 1992 and before after school and endless hours of The Simspsons, me not appreciating Seinfeld and being upset that Frasier pushed back The Golden Girls back an hour on Lifetime. Sitcoms knew how to rock the Halloween special. Now most television bothers too much with "story lines" and "avoiding plot holes" so it's hard to make a good Halloween or even Christmas episode lately. There are some classics that can't be touched, and a few newer shows that have carried on the tradition.


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We always start with the King. The Jaguar of Halloween television, Home Improvement. There are too many to narrow down, I feel that all of these episodes should be individually celebrated but really, who has the time? SEVEN Halloween specials. SEVEN out of EIGHT seasons had one (shame on you season 1). So to rattle off, the quintessential Haunting of Taylor House. Brad as Raggedy Andy only to be ditched by Jennifer and Rider Strong. Jill as a freaking CARROT, the atom boy and Al's head in a toolbox. Yes.

And the rest in order of best to worst, because obviously Haunting of Taylor House is the best: A Night To Dismember (gothic Mark), Crazy For You (crazy stalker lady), Betwitched (Wilson's witchy date), I Was a Teenage Taylor (mainly for the Buzz/Simba reference), Let Them Eat Cake (pumpkin Wilson, and the honestly pretty boring Borland Ambiton (golf attire).


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Frasier was a big fan of THEME PARTIES. First, in Halloween, Niles hosted a party and asked everyone to come dressed as a character from literature. In Room Full Of Heroes, Frasier has everyone dress up as their, well, heroes. And then in Tales From The Crypt, they just all play some pranks. Not your best, Frasier.


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Now Roseanne does have one more Halloween special than Home Improvement so I'm fine with dubbing her the queen. Trick or Treat messed with gender roles, Halloween IV was probably my favorite with a sort of Christmas Carol vibe (they did it before Tim Burton. Or did they? Someone look that up) and I cannot leave out The Final Chapter because hello, she names her baby after Jerry Garcia.


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One show that usually nailed it on the Halloween front was The Office. Let's take the time to admire Jim Halpert's amazing costume choices. Jim successfully pulled off Bookface, three-hole-punch Jim, Dave and Popeye (once he became married and boring). I can also commend Michael Scott's paper mache twin head, the multiple Joker costumes (RIP Heath) and that one time Ryan went as Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad. Though Kelly Kapoor pulling off Carrie Bradshaw was also very astonishing.


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There have been a few great costumes and recurring story lines revolving around Halloween in How I Met Your Mother but really the ones worth mentioning are The Slutty Pumpkin in season 1 and The Slutty Pumpkin Returns in season 7 (and she returned again briefly LAST WEEK). Ted met a slutty pumpkin in 2001 and every Halloween he waits for her at the rooftop party. She doesn't show up again until 2007 (good job losing her phone number there buddy). That's a long time to wait and go figure she isn't even the mother, but she's Katie Holmes and she loves Barenaked Ladies. Deal breaker.

Now just wait until Christmas.