weekly tweetlys

I forgot twitter was around.

Today I travel back to the summer of 2011 where I did nothing but watch SVU and play World of Warcraft. #lawandordersvu #stuffimwatching

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) January 4, 2014

It’s 2014, can’t we leave buffering in 2013?

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) January 2, 2014

Topical Commercials is a potential band name.

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 30, 2013

Some days I legit want to be Scully. #xfiles #stuffimwatching

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 29, 2013

A hot Saturday night to me is fixing the scratches in my television DVDs.

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 29, 2013

WHEN GARTH BROOKS IS ON TV YIU WATCH. #garthbrooks

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 28, 2013

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Ehhhhhhhhhh follow me on twitter already.

And I heard him exclaim as he clicked on his mouse: OH MY GOD CHRISTMAS SHOES.

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 14, 2013

Is binge watching supposed to be hyphenated?

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 14, 2013

If I’m singing Hazy Shade of Winter there is a good chance it’s the Bangles version.

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 14, 2013

The lights by Chili’s are the reason for the season.

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 14, 2013

I missed out on the cool, high rise apartment with beads in the window. #regrets

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 13, 2013

Teenage Dirtbag is the first single off off yet to be titled cover album.

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 12, 2013

A good share of signatures in my Sophomore yearbook say “sorry that #roswell was cancelled”

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 11, 2013

Why didn’t you take your cell phone to the Attic, Zack?!? #savedbythebell #stuffimwatching

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 11, 2013

There are deodorants out there that smell so good I would eat them if I were stranded.

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 10, 2013

Why is it midnight?

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 8, 2013

I am drinking my gin and tonikkah.

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 7, 2013

weekly tweetlys

Minus the Sound of Music live tweet session. Okay I included one.

How do you bone a captain like Maria? #soundofmusic

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 6, 2013

Tomorrow I start my grown up job. I also still need to be reminded to brush my hair.

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 3, 2013

I put on pants today. Kind of. http://t.co/M24Ke5i5de

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 1, 2013

I’m still awake because #garthbrooks is on Leno.

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 28, 2013

Can I get a tattoo that says ‘feminism, yes, but also the robots?’

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 28, 2013

Can we call the point where your voice changes mid-production/album the Taylor Hanson effect?

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 28, 2013

Do they have any Black Friday deals on wine?

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 28, 2013

I will bet you five bucks by the end of the day I will have lost my contact.

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 27, 2013

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On twitter:

Did anyone ever show the @backstreetboys the meaning of being lonely?

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 27, 2013

I actually get anxiety when I change iPhone cases.

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 25, 2013

I actually get anxiety when I change iPhone cases.

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 25, 2013

Even Monica’s stoked for #doctorwho anniversary! Fez’s are cool. #DoctorWho50th #savetheday #friends @bbcdoctorwho pic.twitter.com/1BskSanzRL

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 23, 2013

How is this not the saddest moment of all time, #savedbythebell #stuffimwatching #jeffwasadouche pic.twitter.com/cv7acAk7w9

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 23, 2013

I agree with Screech, Sonny and Cher are history’s greatest lovers. #savedbythebell #stuffimwatching

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 23, 2013

I legit feel bad for @mrbelding when the kids would rather go rafting with stupid Rod than Yosemite with him. #tearsman #stuffimwatching

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 23, 2013

I could use a karaoke machine.

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 22, 2013

I didn’t have a glass of wine tonight. #sober

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 22, 2013

I feel like my nightstand will never not be covered in empty water bottles.

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 22, 2013

What I’ve learned today: trying to super glue a hole in your pants is a really bad idea

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 20, 2013

The speaker in our environmental class about waste management made several Tony Soprano jokes and no one laughed but me. #disappointed

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 19, 2013

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I was only funny enough for two good tweets this week that weren't instagram photos. Solid.

Lately my sleeping and food habits are that of a college student. And my television habits are that of a child.

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 18, 2013

Successfully survived 11/12/13, but I backed up my hard drive, just to be safe. #thenewy2k

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 13, 2013

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Best of my tweets this week because awesome.

Took a sick day. Despite feeling shitty, all of #chuck is on @netflix which helps but also will inhibit me from doing anything else today.

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 11, 2013

Grossness brought to you by Mountain Dew! http://t.co/akVjepj8L6

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 11, 2013

Can I buy “I barely knew you” on iTunes? @joshgroban #TheCrazyOnes

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 8, 2013

I’ve not watched #madmen but when I come home and make myself a gin and tonic I feel like one.

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 8, 2013

RIP #Blockbuster. I will remember you for putting me on a wait-list for Scream and charging me late fees for Sex and the City Season 5.

— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 6, 2013