And I heard him exclaim as he clicked on his mouse: OH MY GOD CHRISTMAS SHOES.
— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 14, 2013Is binge watching supposed to be hyphenated?
— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 14, 2013If I’m singing Hazy Shade of Winter there is a good chance it’s the Bangles version.
— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 14, 2013The lights by Chili’s are the reason for the season.
— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 14, 2013I missed out on the cool, high rise apartment with beads in the window. #regrets
— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 13, 2013Teenage Dirtbag is the first single off off yet to be titled cover album.
— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 12, 2013A good share of signatures in my Sophomore yearbook say “sorry that #roswell was cancelled”
— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 11, 2013Why didn’t you take your cell phone to the Attic, Zack?!? #savedbythebell #stuffimwatching
— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 11, 2013There are deodorants out there that smell so good I would eat them if I were stranded.
— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 10, 2013Why is it midnight?
— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 8, 2013I am drinking my gin and tonikkah.
— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 7, 2013
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