030. wednesday lust/crush list

Okay new bloggy feature. Every Wednesday I've decided I'm going to post little things that I'm really really lusting after and then maybe some other things I already have that I'm crushing on. I'm not sure how it'll work but I thought it may be fun to have this all on record.

LUST-

First...I really really want this dress. I don't know what it is about it, it's really retro (or hipster) and almost husband would say, but I am in love with it. And I think for spring it would look really cute with a cardigan.

I've been dying for several years to find a great one-piece, boy short, halter swimwuit. I saw one in a Seventeen Magazine when I was probably 10 (yes, my reading level was above average) and I've never been able to find one out there. I didn't give it much thought until the Sex and the City movie came out (the good one, not the sequal) and Miranda was wearing a stunning red one. I think they're classy and they hide my flaws. I found one very similar to her's here but it's like $200 and out of stock. I'm continuing my search.


I want this like real bad. So bad. She's creepy looking but that's the shirt I want after I lose 30 pounds. I wouldn't mind this either, but I certainly would not wear them together, that would look creepy.

CRUSH-

Um right now I'm really crushing on...nothing. I can't really think of anything out of the blue this week so you get nothing. Great way to do this, eh? *facepalm* I don't care.

Operation I need to drop 20 pounds to fit into my wedding dress isn't going well. I hate to exercise and love to eat, where is the justice? Nowhere, that's where. Sheeeeet. Well, either way, I've been not eating my usual starchy breakfast so maybe that will help, but I think I've got to start working something out with lunch either. And then leave the weekends to enjoy my food because like hell if I'm giving it up. Almost husband and I have been talking about walking the demon dogs in the morning, but we try and get up and almost always fail...so yeah go us. That's just our nature and that's why I love him.

Oh and WTF my hair today is in a bun on the top of my head, I was too lazy to even pull out bands and two people (my boss and another lady of equal boss-ness) have complimented my hair. Um? Thanks for the fact that it's greasy and slicky and I don't care that fuzzy peices are hanging out everywhere. Ew this makes me want to eat.

I got pissed off just now when I tried to add this cute little reference widget to my blog and it told me I cannot because it's private. Eff that, preventing me because I'm choosing to be secure? I've debated bringing this public just because I'm having trouble inviting people but I don't want everyone reading it. I don't have anything to say that I want read by everyone, and once we eventually have babies I don't want them and their lives plastered all over the interwebz. Gross.

Okay I think I'm done now, Jordan.