things that bother me pt. 2

1. When my twitter app alerts me of a following, retweet, etc. but when I actually go into the app it has nothing pointing me in direction of the follower, retweet, etc unless I'm following THEM.
2. Second (and sometimes third) day hashbrowns. Day job cafeteria I adore that you provide me nourishment however I do not enjoy when you give me yesterdays hashbrowns that had been colded and then reheated. They taste different.
3. Trains. I hate waiting for them.
4. The fact that so few people understand what this means to me:

5. When my dread pokes through my hair. Hide, damnit.
6. Those who have little regard for four way stops. Honestly, I'll be the one to hang back and wait even if we get there at the same time because typically everyone else is in a hurry, but when I do that and you give me the wave and then as soon as I go you also try to go that doesn't work for me. And as a sidenote it also doesn't work for me when you have a stop sign, I don't, and you think because I'm fifteen feet away you have time to speed up and go. One day I am going to hit you and I won't feel bad about it. Hashtage necessary rage.
7. Somehow Aadi seems to be under the impression that every sweater I own is her blanket. Um, it's to keep me warm and not you. And while we're on the subject of doggys...
8. Why is midnight your ideal time to go potty and eat your dinner?
9. Did you know that one of my lower arms is larger than the other (I'm sure there is a technical term for that body part but I am not sure what it is)? When I scrunch up long sleeves the left side ALWAYS falls down and the right stays put and I measured the other day and it is SIGNIFICANTLY bigger. It's really starting to bother me, I need to learn to write with my left hand.
10. Fake spider web. My porch honestly looks like I was just lazy, not that we cleaned out all of the real cobwebs to make room for fake ones. So awesome.

things that bother me pt. 1

1. Emails from Obama.
2. The train that consistently makes me late for day job. That and I like to sleep in. But mostly, the train.
3. That pinterest trick where you put the wooden spoon on the boiling water pot and it's "supposed" to stop it from boiling over. It doesn't. At least when there is potato soup powder involved.
4. Why does my necklace clasp move forward every day?
5. Boy band bother: So in that 90 Degrees song The Hardest Thing. It's always bothered me that they just imply the girl is going to try after Nick Lachey croons his break up to her. I mean, sure, you're Nick Lachey and if it happened to me I'm sure I'd cry hysterically, but maybe said girl has it more together than I do. Maybe she actually was going to break up with him but he beat her to it? Seriously. Always has bothered me since I was a thirteen.
6. I can't decide on my new go-to wine. I used to be a white only gal and then (sorry Chryshele) I adapted a taste for red. So it's between Merlot, Cabernet and Shiraz. Which do you like? Shiraz has been my jam but lately the Cabernet has spoken to me. I hate decisions.
7. Horror movies with morals at the end. I am all for a good moral. Seriously. I have morals sometimes, even. However if you're going to get me with a psychological thriller, please don't try to teach me something in the last five minutes. I'll probably resent you.
8. How areas of Salt Lake City (and most larger cities I believe) are referred to as "districts". I'm not auditioning for The Hunger Games. I guess you don't really audition, but you know what I mean.
9. Netflix. You deny me King Of The Hill. For that, I'm upset.
10. The weather this week. Pick a side. Should I put away all of my dresses and short sleeves and pull out my cardigans? No. Because after a fifty degree day you're going to give me seventy-five. So thank you for that.