How do you bone a captain like Maria? #soundofmusic
— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 6, 2013
Tomorrow I start my grown up job. I also still need to be reminded to brush my hair.
— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 3, 2013
I put on pants today. Kind of. http://t.co/M24Ke5i5de
— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) December 1, 2013
I’m still awake because #garthbrooks is on Leno.
— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 28, 2013
Can I get a tattoo that says ‘feminism, yes, but also the robots?’
— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 28, 2013
Can we call the point where your voice changes mid-production/album the Taylor Hanson effect?
— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 28, 2013
Do they have any Black Friday deals on wine?
— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 28, 2013
I will bet you five bucks by the end of the day I will have lost my contact.
— Jordan Shutt (@thatjordangirl) November 27, 2013
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