Because it's been a while.
Dear Doxey,
Please always wear sparkly shoes. When you get back we'll go RV shopping. And beanie shopping so you can officially hit Jesse Pinkman status.
Jord
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Dear Xbox update,
Seriously? There is important Hulu that needs to be watched, why do you have to take so long to update?
Jord
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Dear John Stewart,
Thank you for making news hilarious. I guess I should CC some people on this.
CC: Bob Evans, Hope Woodside
Okay thanks,
Jord
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Dear King Of The Hill,
I am happy to fall asleep to you every single night.
Jord
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Tonight I'm feeling rather exhausted and my throat is sore from all of the yelling I do on a daily basis (kidding, but I'm not sure why my throat hurts and that just makes sense). I'm trying to build my own mind and my own character that has been lost somewhere along the lines of not having a career that I love when I see so many around me accomplishing just that. I feel like I have a lot more to offer and that I am a great asset to the world. I'm fantastic, and not at all cocky. I just feel like I'm wasting some of this energy being negative.
Negativity has gotten me nowhere thus far, take note.
On any given day I'm going to drink a tab and eat some yogurt. I buy organic food though I'm not a vegetarian. I probably will never be a vegetarian but at least I can eat organic chicken. I justify it somehow.
Why can't I just live on a wheat farm and make clay pots or something, it would make me much happier. I don't feel that I'd be accepted if I decided to just do something radical like that, but honestly why should I care? And why am I feeling so honest and rebellious lately?
Blame the tab, ban the tab. NEVER.
Okay this makes no sense, I'm done now.
Can I join you on the wheat farm? I actually know how to make clay pots?! Lets do this ;) haha
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