the voice inside my head is dorothy zbornak

I can't joke about this. You know your "inner monologue"? Well mine sounds exactly like Dorothy Zbornak, and she can be mean sometimes.

Example;


Seriously, that manly voice popping into my head whenever I have to make a life-altering decision? Dorothy is wise. Dorothy IS the ultimate Golden Girl. I know everyone is all about Betty White right now, because she is the only living Golden Girl but no one topped Dorothy. Her wit and humor and sarcasm was unmatched.

When she accidentally asked a hot priest out on a date, she responded to his compliment of her outfit with, "I look like the mother of a Solid Gold dancer. Which she did, only she is white.


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Seriously. She gets verbally beat up quite a bit by the other gals as well.


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But still she stands tall and fires back. Dorothy Zbornak is the perfect inner monologue.