So buy now I'm sure you've all heard the Kohl's ad that is sampling my favorite Friday diddy. However I have promised you all MY version of marketing madness and I intend on delivering. The webisode/vlog will need to come at a later date and I'm sorry for this, but for now, the lyrical version will have to do.
Black Friday (to the tune of Rebecca Black's Friday)
Four am waking up in the morning,
Gotta be fresh gotta rush down to
Target and Walmart, that’s a good start
Running through my mind is what I need
Driving on and on everyone is rushing
Gotta get through double doors
Stop. Gotta grab my ad, I see the savings
Dishtowels in my right hand,
Jeggings in my left hand
Gotta make my mind up,
Which one shall I take?
Black Friday, Friday
Got get sales on Black Friday
Everybodys lookin forward to discounts, discounts.
Black Friday, Friday,
Getting down on Friday
Everybodys looking forward to the discounts
Saving and savin (yeah)
Savin and savin (yeah)
Run, run, run, run
Run over to aisle 5
7:45, I got my cup of coffee
Gotta slam through these crowds
Sales, sales, thinking bout sales
I need a tv
You grab this, I grab this
My friend just got trampled
You grab this, I grab this
I think he’s dead now
Glee is in my right hand,
Twilight in my left hand,
Gotta make my mind up, which dvd should I take?
Repeat Chorus
Yesterday was thanksgiving,
Today is black Friday
We we we all go shopping,
We go shopping
We gonna get some cheap toys
Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards
I'll be playing with all my new crap.
RAP SECTION WILL DEBUT ON THE WEBISODE/VLOB
Repeat Chorus
Just reading the lyrics doesn't really do it justice. I recommend pulling the song up on your ipod (I know you have it, we ALL have it) and singing along softly in your car with the windows up while your co-workers look at you quizzically. In fact, I encourage it.
Awesome!!
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