11.12.2011

never going back again

Album I am listening to right now: Fleetwood Mac, Rumours.

I saw this birthday calculator on my pally Chryshelio's blog (she doesn't know I have called her that since our Target days) and it seemed interesting so I gave it a try myself...I thought I'd share with you not only it's findings but my commentary because lets face it, I'm hilarious.

20 December 1985

Your date of conception was on or about 29 March 1985 which was a Friday.
(Wow parents, good job.)

You were born on a Friday
under the astrological sign Sagittarius.
Your Life path number is 1.
(We all know that Sag's are the best, that's why our life path is 1.)

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2446419.5.
The golden number for 1985 is 10.
The epact number for 1985 is 8.
The year 1985 was not a leap year.
(Most of this is foreign to me, but I like having a golden number, it's like having my own Golden Girl. I shall call her Dorothy.)

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/20/1985 and ending 2/8/1986.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Ox.
(I never liked the Ox, I always wanted something cooler like a llama.)

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Owl; your plant is Mistletoe.
(Hell yes, I get to have an owl and mistletoe? Merry Christmas, hoot!)

You were born in the Egyptian month of Menchir, the second month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).
(Does that mean I will have lots of babies?)

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 7 April 1985.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 14 April 1985.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 20 February 1985.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 26 May 1985.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 2 June 1985.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Monday, 16 September 1985.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Saturday, 6 April 1985.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 19 February 1985.
(What about Christmas?)

As of 11/12/2011 11:18:00 PM EST
You are 25 years old.
You are 311 months old.
You are 1,351 weeks old.,br /> You are 9,458 days old.
You are 227,015 hours old
You are 13,620,918 minutes old.
You are 817,255,080 seconds old.
(So many numbers.)

Celebrities who share your birthday:
JoJo (1990) Billy Bragg (1957) Uri Geller (1946)
Peter Criss (1945) George Roy Hill (1922) Irene Dunne (1898)
Harvey Firestone (1868)
(Before I even knew Kiss was cool I used to brag that Peter Criss and I had the same birthday. Now that I know Kiss is cool I still do.)

Top songs of 1985
Say You, Say Me by Lionel Richie
We Are The World by USA for Africa
Careless Whisper by Wham!
Can't Fight This Feeling by REO Speedwagon
Money for Nothing by Dire Straits,br /> Shout by Tears for Fears
Broken Wings by Mr. Mister
I Want to Know What Love Is by Foreigner
The Power of Love by Huey Lewis & the News
Everybody Wants to Rule the World by Tears for Fears
(Wow, big year for Tears For Fears. Gotta say when I first saw the word Africa my heart stopped and then it started again when I didn't see Toto before or after it, however having a popular REO Speedwagon song (even if it is their lamest one) in my birth year is rad.)

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 3.70176125244618 years old. (Life's just a big chewy bone for you!)
(What the crap?)

Your lucky day is Thursday.
Your lucky number is 3.
Your ruling planet(s) is Jupiter & Neptune.
Your lucky dates are 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th.
Your opposition sign is Gemini.
Your opposition number(s) is 5.
(I actually hate Thursdays, this is very confusing to me. However I like Jupiter, especially the song by Jewel. Oh-oh, oh-oh, Jupiterrrr.)

Today is not one of your lucky days
(Hey, thanks!)

There are 38 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 26 candles.

Those 26 candles produce 26 BTUs,
or 6,552 calories of heat (that's only 6.5520 food Calories!).
You can boil 2.97 US ounces of water with that many candles.
(I work with natural gas and this confuses me. Rayce, explain!)

Your birth flower is POINSETTIA
(As a December baby, I never get away from Christmas.)

Okay.

1 comment:

  1. Omg we are opposing signs! I don't think this is right when we have so much in common.... And you're right. I had no idea you call me that and have for so long! You should know that you're the first of my friends EVER to give me a nickname. You should feel quite special.

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