125. kids are just so funny

Okay, so anyone that knows me knows I'm not really that maternal...love kids, want kids, but have to get in mommy mode (this will be far down the line). Anywho, saw this on my pally from good ol' high school's blog, Mrs. Heidi Smith. She is a teacher and recently posted a list of favorite quotes throughout the year from her students...it's classic, I'm telling you.

Top 10 2010-2011 Kindergarten Quotes:
10. "Mrs. Smith can I have a blonde piece of paper?"
9. “It's like it's puking snow outside."
8. “Mrs. Smith, I just put water in my hand and smacked myself."
"Why?"
"I don't know."
7. “This turtle feels like I'm holding a bony hamburger."
6. “Once my brother runned over a cricket and cheese sauce came out of it.”
5. “Mrs. Smith will you help me get a drink? There's a piece of donut I need to shove down my throat."
4. “Guess what Naomi? Diego said that we can BOTH be his girlfriend!”
3. “Look Mrs. Smith I’m making a cocktail!”
Me-“What’s a cocktail?”
Girl-“It’s a drink only for grown-ups.”
Me-“What’s in it?”
Girl-“Vodka!”
2. “Ok class, our next spelling word is fat.”
Girl-deep in thought-“Hey! My Grandma is fat!!”
1. "Guess what Mrs. Smith? My mom even shaved her chin yesterday!"

I love their innocence.

Jordan.